I Wear Shoes That Molly McAleer Could Hide Inside RSS

...and that would also be hated by Mary Rambin and that chick who started this whole thing.

I'm Slippy Jenkins.

I started this tumblr after seeing What I Wore, Style By Mary Rambin, and Molly McAleer's What I Wore Would Be Hated By Mary Rambin.

Let's face it: We all wear shoes, but some of us wear more than shoes: we wear houses. My shoes are 14 inches and my feet are so flat you can write a check on the bottom of them. Let's put it this way: I wear shoes that Molly McAleer could hide inside.

My shoes are a combination of shoes I wore yesterday and those same shoes which I am putting on today. I don't believe in trying to wear different shoes every day because I am just too lazy to go shopping and find shoes that fit me. Trust me, it's a bitch.

I expect that some of you will relate to me, most of you will laugh at me and maybe a few of you will be inspired enough to despise me. Yeah, that's it. I want you to despise me.

Fuck You. Fuck Everything. I'm wearing whatever fucking shoes I want today.

Feel free to go fuck yourself: jim(at)slippyjenkins(dot)com

Archive

Apr
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Shoes I Wore: 4/23/08
Size: US 14 (Euro 49) 
Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics 
Where: Starbucks on Sunset. They have the cutest baristas and they all love me and my Iced Venti Soy Lattes FTW. 
BTW, Starbucks. Your new Pike’s Place coffee sucks.  

Shoes I Wore: 4/23/08

Size: US 14 (Euro 49) 

Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics 

Where: Starbucks on Sunset. They have the cutest baristas and they all love me and my Iced Venti Soy Lattes FTW. 

BTW, Starbucks. Your new Pike’s Place coffee sucks.  

Apr
16th
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Shoes I Wore: 4/16/08 Size: US 14 (Euro 49)  Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics  Where: Getting my coffee on at Urth Cafe because nothing says “wake me up” like getting your wallet raped. 

Shoes I Wore: 4/16/08

Size: US 14 (Euro 49) 

Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics 

Where: Getting my coffee on at Urth Cafe because nothing says “wake me up” like getting your wallet raped. 

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Shoes I Wore: 4/15/08
Size: US 14 (Euro 49) 
Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics 
Where: Getting my haircut at Supercuts because I’m a fucking superstar. 

Shoes I Wore: 4/15/08

Size: US 14 (Euro 49) 

Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics 

Where: Getting my haircut at Supercuts because I’m a fucking superstar. 

Apr
15th
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