...and that would also be hated by Mary Rambin and that chick who started this whole thing.
I'm
Slippy Jenkins.
I started this tumblr after seeing
What I Wore,
Style By Mary Rambin, and Molly McAleer's
What I Wore Would Be Hated By Mary Rambin.
Let's face it: We all wear shoes, but some of us wear more than shoes: we wear houses. My shoes are 14 inches and my feet are so flat you can write a check on the bottom of them. Let's put it this way: I wear shoes that
Molly McAleer could hide inside.
My shoes are a combination of shoes I wore yesterday and those same shoes which I am putting on today. I don't believe in trying to wear different shoes every day because I am just too lazy to go shopping and find shoes that fit me. Trust me, it's a bitch.
I expect that some of you will relate to me, most of you will laugh at me and maybe a few of you will be inspired enough to despise me. Yeah, that's it. I want you to despise me.
Fuck You. Fuck Everything. I'm wearing whatever fucking shoes I want today.
Feel free to go fuck yourself: jim(at)slippyjenkins(dot)com
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