…and that would also be hated by Mary Rambin and that chick who started this whole thing. I’m Slippy Jenkins. I started this tumblr after seeing What I Wore, Style By Mary Rambin, and Molly McAleer’s What I Wore Would Be Hated By Mary Rambin. Let’s face it: We all wear shoes, but some of us wear more than shoes: we wear houses. My shoes are 14 inches and my feet are so flat you can write a check on the bottom of them. Let’s put it this way: I wear shoes that Molly McAleer could hide inside. My shoes are a combination of shoes I wore yesterday and those same shoes which I am putting on today. I don’t believe in trying to wear different shoes every day because I am just too lazy to go shopping and find shoes that fit me. Trust me, it’s a bitch. I expect that some of you will relate to me, most of you will laugh at me and maybe a few of you will be inspired enough to despise me. Yeah, that’s it. I want you to despise me. Fuck You. Fuck Everything. I’m wearing whatever fucking shoes I want today. Feel free to go fuck yourself: jim(at)slippyjenkins(dot)comTumblr (3.0; @shoesiwore)http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/xntvnY20w86bu7pgFZSNEPar_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b><p>Shoes I Wore: 4/23/08</p><p>Size: US 14 (Euro 49) </p><p>Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics </p><p>Where: Starbucks on Sunset. They have the cutest baristas and they all love me and my Iced Venti Soy Lattes FTW. </p><p>BTW, Starbucks. Your new Pike’s Place coffee sucks.  </p></b>http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/32694875http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/32694875Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:33:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/xntvnY20w7vnfglvONp3czqM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shoes I Wore: 4/16/08</p> <p>Size: US 14 (Euro 49) </p> <p>Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics </p> <p>Where: Getting my coffee on at Urth Cafe because nothing says “wake me up” like getting your wallet raped.  </p>http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/31952105http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/31952105Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:12:45 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/xntvnY20w7uxmtshqp0gGYMt_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shoes I Wore: 4/15/08</p><p>Size: US 14 (Euro 49) </p><p>Model: Onitsuka Tiger by Asics </p><p>Where: Getting my haircut at Supercuts because I’m a fucking superstar. </p>http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/31898380http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/31898380Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:10:00 -0400shoes: hey fool<br />me: what up, yo<br />shoes: RSS Feeds are the future...http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/31894298http://shoesiwore.tumblr.com/post/31894298Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:08:00 -0400